Obituary: Hamburger Mary

The news is sad today as CNN is reporting that Hamburger Mary, from Denver Colorado, has passed away. Millions of people are wondering how her bartenders will survive without being able to lean on the cash register and treat people with cock-sucking attitudes. A memorial will be held tomorrow where past and current customers can share stories about this sweet (but often bitchy gal). Her friends and family are asking that you come and share your stories about how you were overcharged and treated like shit by her willing agents, the bartenders!.

As a result of her passing, the presidental debate can be watched at the Palm where drinks are cheaper and the bartenders are much sweeter.

Hamburger Mary

Hamburger Mary

Memorial

Memorial

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This post was written by Bryce on October 6, 2008

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I’ll take that to go, please!

Excuse me, can I get that to go? :-D
Ill take it to go!

I'll take it to go!

Ill take that to go as well!

I'll take that to go as well!

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This post was written by Bryce on October 4, 2008

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