Drink Pusher of the Month: Chuck Sampson

Beware of this little angel! She will eat dinner with you at the Palm on Friday night then get drunk and go home. You will then proceed to make your way to Hamburger Mary’s for a few Friday cocktails. She will eventually drag you back there at 3 pm on Saturday, get you drunk, and go home. You, now brain-washed, will go back to Mary’s about 8pm, drink more, and order shots of Patron for the whole bar. And then there is Sunday where she drags you back to Mary’s again and leaves you hanging — just so you can order shots of Patron for everyone on the patio.

Baby Chuck

Baby Chuck

Friday Tab: ~$100 at Palm, $30 Hamburger Marys
Saturday Tab: $199.50 at Hamburger Marys
Sunday Tab: $330 at Hamburger Marys

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This post was written by Bryce on September 19, 2008

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Get A Squirrel at Target!

So, my friend Joe is a complete bargain hunter. You too can get this squirrel candleholder at select Target’s across the the country — just look on the bargain rack (hint, hint Mom!). Joe, we all know this was a drunk purchase, but .. who are we to judge?
Squirrel Candle

Squirrel Candle

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This post was written by Bryce on September 12, 2008

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Drunk Guy at Condo

So, it is no secret that I have had my share of drunk fun. But, sometimes, I see something that even makes me laugh! A new couple moved into our condo this weekend and could not fit the couch upstairs. They left it in the lobby. 

Therefore, it is only natural that at 10:30pm, when I arrive home from the gym, I find a guy passed out on it. At first I thought it was a joke but on my way out later in the evening I realized it was not!

He was not there on my return home at 2:00 am. It kind of sucks, I wanted to steal his belt and put it up on Ebay.

Hey, skater boy, don’t worry .. we have all been there :)

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This post was written by Bryce on September 7, 2008

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