The twins arrived ….

yesterday at 9:33 and 9:34 in the morning … and, Wow!, they are big kids. Here are pictures of Conner and Carli..

Carli - 7 lbs, 11 oz, 21 inches

Carli - 7 lbs, 11 oz, 21 inches

Conner - 7 lbs, 12 oz, 20.25 inches

Conner - 7 lbs, 12 oz, 20.25 inches

Posted under Family

This post was written by Bryce on January 5, 2009

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Remodel Update: Ceiling

Well, after about a year of doing nothing with the condo, I decided why not start fixing it up. After all, it was about a year ago that I finished scrapping off the acoustic (popcorn) ceiling. So that is where I started …  I read about how to texture and took my best shot … it turned out pretty awesome!

I AM BUTCH! I AM BUTCH!

Before: Acoustic (popcorn) Ceiling

Before: Acoustic (popcorn) Ceiling

 

After: Hand Textured Ceiling

After: Hand Textured Ceiling

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This post was written by Bryce on December 31, 2008

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You’re more broke than think!

It appears this is the truth for most people these days. Enjoy your 100k+ for life, W., it is well-deserved. 

Posted under Music and Video

This post was written by Bryce on November 13, 2008

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Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

Please tell all of your sisters, moms, and girlfriends!


Posted under Music and Video

This post was written by Bryce on November 11, 2008

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Bush Presidential Library Contribution Request

Dear Friends:

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:

  • The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
  • The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything
  • The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
  • The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
  • The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
  • The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
  • The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
  • The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
  • The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
  • The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third,  fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
  • The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
  • The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
  • The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
  • The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
  • The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President’s accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:

  • ‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
  • ‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
  • ‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’
  • ‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.’
  • ‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.’
  • ‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
  • ‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’
  • ‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
  • ‘The future will l be better tomorrow.’
  • ‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’
  • ‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.’
  • ‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.’
  • ‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
  • ‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
  • ‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

Posted under Politics

This post was written by Bryce on November 7, 2008

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