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Jake The Dog

ISLAMORADA, Fla. - A dog is recovering after a Florida Keys carpenter dove in to save his pet from a shark. Greg LeNoir said he took his 14-pound rat terrier Jake for a daily swim at a marina last Friday. The five-foot shark suddenly surfaced and grabbed nearly the entire dog in its mouth. LeNoir said he yelled, then balled up his fists and dove headfirst into the water off a pier. He hit the shark in the back and the creature finally let go of the dog. “I couldn’t see the shark when I dived in … so I just put my fist together … but my hands landed solidly against the back of the shark,” LeNoir told NBC-affiliate WTVJ. Man and dog made it safely back to shore. The dog suffered bite wounds but was not critically injured. “I thought Jake deserved whatever I could do,” LeNoir said of his heroism. LeNoir told NBC 6 that Jake “can’t stand swimming pools,” but that he might have to change Jake’s swimming hole.

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The picture says it all!

Stupid Bitch!

Posted under Politics

If anyone has information, please contact the Commision on Confused Bottoms immediately! Reports are coming in that Helga is armed with an attitude and should be considered extremely dangerous! DO NOT ACCEPT ANY DRINKS FROM THIS PRISSY FEMALE!

Wanted: Helga Sherman

Posted under Drinking and Fun

Christopher, our favorite Hamburger Mary’s bartender, posted this video on his blog. Who does it remind you of? God Bless the Memories - I am sure there will be plenty more!

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Tigger wanted me to let all of you know that this is just plain cruel! “How dare you people dress up your daschunds like hot dogs and make them race.” said Tigger.  Hmm, on second thought, I bet Tigger can kick all of their butts! Maybe next year!

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